Top 85 Signs That You Are A *MACCAHOLIC!*
(addicted to Paul!)

Point Key:
If you score- 0-15: Well, you might not be a Maccaholic, but don't worry, you're taking a good first step by visiting this website!
If you scored- 16-40: You are definitely a fan of The Beatles
If you scored- 41-60:  You own more Paul CD's than the average fan, and probably a great deal of them include his solo albums.  You know a very good amount about his family and feel personally connected to him in a fan-like way!
If you scored- 61+: You're a fan of Paul by all means.  Solo, Beatles, and even those trainers he wears.  Confirmed Maccaholic.  CONGRATULATIONS!  If you'd like, just take the graphic at the bottom of the site and paste it on your website.  You can link it back to http://www.thepaperbackwriter.com/paul, the main page of this Paul site.

85) You continually think about Paul's safety when he's in N.Y.C.  - from diana.l

84) You're offended if anyone puts Paul down.  You go to battle for him!  - from diana.l

83) In your daily prayer, you don't forget to ask "Our Lord" to bless Paul and his family.  - from diana.l

82) You blow a kiss to your precious screensaver of Paul and say goodnight to him, before turning the computer off - from diana.l

81) You listen to what Paul says: help the victims of the attacks against the United States!

80) You want to learn how to play a left handed bass guitar - from taurus_30

79) You do vocal arrangements of Beatles tunes so that your performance groups can sing them.

78) You have the really neat poster of The Beatles called "Renaissance Minstrels" all dressed up.

77) You've performed or displayed art at Beatlefest (add another point for each person you've dragged with you to perform there).

76) You love it when your significant other plays "Maybe I'm Amazed" for you.

75) When guys are jerks to you, you think, 'at least Paul's a decent fellow.  There is hope.'

74) When you're away from home, family members and friends call you with Paul news or send you clippings of Paul information and England.

73) Arthur is your favorite cartoon *just* because he shares a name with Paul's grandson.

72) You own at least $500.00 in McCartney paraphanalia, and sometimes after you make large purchases, you take pictures of yourself buried in it all.

71) "Frank Mills" is a great song from HAIR... because it says "The Beatles."

70) You prance around saying "OOBU JOOBU BABY!"

69) You always imagine Paul carrying you a gift when you hear "Carrying" from London Town.

68) You go to college and find that there's not a Beatleology major.  You plunge into depression for weeks before settling for something like English or Music.

67) You've been to lots of  Beatlefests!

66) You don't feel old until you hit 64

65) You've performed Paul and Beatles music live at various venues.  Worse... you've even played Kriel Lounge!

64) You have named stuff after Paul: your computer, your guitar, your pets, kids....

63) You have more Yellow Submarines in your house than there are in the movie. (1 point for each).

62) When someone says "The Fireman loves you," you get a warm, fuzzy feeling that only Paul fans understand.

61) You miss Linda a lot.

60) You are SO HAPPY because Paul is in the Rock and Roll hall of fame as a solo artist and because his daughter had a wonderful wedding:)

59) You have a Paul reference on your license plate.(MELNIC)

58) You try to get your boyfriend to change his name from McCain to McCartney
(see #10), so your name will someday be McCartney. (MELNIC)

57) You've sat outside MPL all day just in case Paul might stop by. (MELNIC)

56) You have a Beatles/Macca nickname (MELNIC)

55) You considered Titanic to be a ripoff of Give my Regards to Broadstreet- They both had a GORGEOUS teen idol, at least 15 minutes ofit took place in the Victorian era, and both theme songs were phenomenal. (jerryfore19)

54) You say "Sorry Paul" everytime you turn off one of his songs. ( SNOOPY2282)

53) You haven't just been to a McCartney concert, you've been to them all.

52) Your favorite parts of Titanic all included the name: Liverpool.

51) You voted for Paul as VH-1 Artist of the Year (1997) more than 50 times. (And yes, I feel your pain.. he didn't win since the votes were fixed...)

50) You love this web page.

49) You start adding PAUL and MACCA as prefixes to words.

48) You can think of more things to add to this list. (by the way, if you can, e-mail me and I'll add yours on here and give you credit!)

47) You've got The Beatles on your desktop.

46) You've got a whole bunch of Paul sounds on your computer. You run the McCartney sound scheme and never change it.

45) You know what FP, SS, LO and NMLN stand for and you've listened to them all.

44) You snap at people who admire Mozart, Beethoven or Bach as their favorite composer.

43) You send yourself a daily e-mail reminder saying "I never dated Paul."

42) Involuntary reactions: Whenever someone says the following words, you say "Paul McCartney!" : England, sex, money, peace, love, freedom, happiness, music.

41) You dream of Paul.

40) On AOL, you look up the profiles of British people to talk to someone closer to Paul than you probably are.

39) You know that the politically correct term for someone from Liverpool is "Liverpudlian."

38) You send a love note to PaulMcCartney

37) The e-mail is returned, yet you still continue to send a daily love note.

36) info once e-mailed you back asking to please stop e-mailing PAUL!

35) Because I said so.

34) You listened to Linda and took the hint. All Paul fans should always listen to what she had to say:)

33) You have four British voices in your head. You know who they are.

32) You own a Michael Jackson Voodoo Doll. E-mail me for an order form. (this is a joke, a funny joke. I don't practice Voodoo. If I did, though, MJ would be an obvious target....)

31) You are more gushy over Paul than Oprah Winfrey.

30) You actually know what a Happy Paulie means.

29) You've seen a Happy Paulie. (Lucky you!)

28) You just know he's singing to you. His biggest fan, his true love...

27) You've bookmarked every Paul McCartney website there is, including this one.

26) You always write/type "knight" instead of "night". Hmm... do I know a few people who do this?

25) You think of Paul during romantic films. He should have been Romeo.

24) At work or school, you scribble Paul's lyrics on your papers. They inspire you into writing a 500 page discertation.

23) You've made one of those goofy web pages gushing over Paul. What kind of sicko does that, anyways?

22) You are married to/have a crush on/are friends with a fan of Paul.

21) You still have that *feeling* that you and Paul have some kind of meaningful relationship. (And if you're right... you are lucky!)

20) You've been in one of the first 10 rows of a Paul concert.

19) You're part of a Paul tape tree, CD tree, etc.

18) You cry when you hear touching Paul classics like Yesterday and For No One... furthermore, you feel the urge to hug him!

17) You think you are the missing note in Day Tripper.
---17A--- The missing note in Day Tripper is actually George's, according to WmnEnginr  But doesn't that song have the best bass line ever?!?!

16) You know more about Paul McCartney than Paul McCartney does.

15) You own all of Paul's music.

14) You actually still own Michael Jackson's Thriller just to listen to The Girl Is Mine. Why do you listen to it anyways? Because Paul is on it.

13) You scratch out Lennon/McCartney on the music and make it all McCartney/Lennon.

12) You are VERY offended if someone mutters "Paul is dead," or "I buried Paul." You reply, "CRANBERRY SAUCE, YOU FOOL!"

11) You've named one of your kids or pets or cars after Paul. (1 point for each).

10) You have to remind yourself that your last name doesn't start with Mc*. You aren't related to Paul. You constantly remind yourself that you are not an McCartney or anyone remotely related to Paul. And you are NOT Jane Asher, either.

9) You say the words "I do not come from Liverpool" to yourself more than once a week.

8) Your room does not have walls. It has what you and your family call Paulpaper, that is, wallpaper of Paul pictures.  (1 point for every picture and/or poster).

7) You use words from the PAULtionary. (see JaneP's PaulPage)

6) You've thought of and/or written songs, poems, stories, plays, or even books on Paul. (1 point for each).

5) You feel very enlightened by Paul, his music and his family. You become vegetarian and wear no fur or leather. You hug trees and life has a better understanding because of Paul. Kind of like me! :)

4) You make a pilgrimage to Liverpool, London, Sussex, New York, or all over the globe just to see Paul.  (1 point for each).

3) You know everything about Paul. When he was born, where, what second and what day he met Linda.  (1 point for each).

2) Your screen saver reads "Turn me on, dead man."

1) You love saying Paul. Paul. Paul... Paul... ahh.. I can't stop... Paul Paul Paul Paul...

*ok so some people might have names that begin with Mc. They might even be named McCartney regardless of whether or not they're really related to Paul. I know, I know, what if one of the McCartneys reads this? Hmm... well, then they can e-mail me about the correction... :)