Name: Michael Wiles
 Position: Assistant Editor
 Favorite Quote: "Choose life.  But why would someone do a thing like that?"
 Weapon of Choice: Coffee
 Favorite computer or video game: Spiderman
 Who do you idolize? Those that dislike me.
 Band/musician you like: Room 402, Counting Crows, Barenaked Ladies
 Band/musician that should go away forever/have mouths taped shut and instruments broken: Room 402
 Favorite movies: Clerks, Trainspotting
 Philosophy on deadlines: Just a suggestion
 Philosophy on life: It's just one big deadline.
 What you do on a typical Saturday night:  Hang out with girlfriend/start revolutions
A not too deep or dark secret that no one else knows about you: I'm forever nervous.
Your best accomplishment: My singing Google mainonta